Takahashi Hiromitsu (高橋 博光) is a former ballet dancer who is infamous for competing in nothing but a black thong. However in Shin-SASUKE era, he competed in a more serious fashion wearing a full outfit and being more serious on the starting line. He is a member of the Muscle Musical.

He first competed in SASUKE 7 where he timed out on the Soritatsu Kabe, but never again made it past the Jump Hang. However, in SASUKE 11, he failed the Rolling Maruta, an obstacle he cleared four times before. He was all cut in SASUKE 13, his final tournament before a six-tournament absence.


Takahashi returned for SASUKE 20 and SASUKE 21 but failed the Half-Pipe Attack both times. Takahashi was all cut in SASUKE 22 and 23 but it is known he timed out at the Soritatsu Kabe and failed the Curtain Slider, respectively. He was digested in SASUKE 24 and shown to have once again run out of time on the Soritatsu Kabe.


Takahashi competed in all three VIKING competitions. Despite never clearing the First Stage in SASUKE, he cleared the First Marine Stage all three times. In his first attempt he lost his balance on the Galleon but in his next two attempts he did not have the strength to complete the Rope Maze.

Losing the balance right after the transfer, Galleon, VIKING 1.

SASUKE Results

SASUKE # Result Notes
7 9 Failed Soritatsu Kabe (First Stage) Time Out.
8 11 Failed Jump Hang (First Stage)
9 11 Failed Jump Hang (First Stage)
10 945 Failed Jump Hang (First Stage)
11 34 Failed Rolling Maruta (First Stage)
12 61 Failed Jump Hang (First Stage)
13 Failed Prism See-Saw (First Stage) All Cut
20 1951 Failed Half Pipe Attack (First Stage)
21 51 Failed Half Pipe Attack (First Stage)
22 51 Failed Soritatsu Kabe (First Stage) All Cut. Time Out.
23 60 Failed Curtain Slider (First Stage) All Cut.
24 65 Failed Soritatsu Kabe (First Stage) Digest. Time Out.

VIKING Results

VIKING # Result Notes
1 76 Failed Galleon (Second Adventure Stage)
2 96 Failed Rope Maze (Second Adventure Stage)
3 45 Failed Rope Maze (Second Adventure Stage)
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