Everything here is a joke, except for Drew Drechsel's crime, which you cannot deny he actually did it(there is a lot of evidence)
Jon Alexis Jr.
Ah, yes. His runs keep getting digested. I saw in Twitter that Arthur Smith said,"Wow. That is just sad to see that he has no sad stories. Everyone should have a sad story. If you don't, you are a disgrace, like Drew Drechsel."
Reason: Not having a sob story.
2. Yamada Katsumi
The Sasuke producers were so stupid that they only wanted people to clear at least stage 2 every tournament.
They said in Facebook,"If you keep a streak of loss, you keep a streak of being cut ties with."
Sad. Just sad.
Reason: Having a streak of Stage 1 Failure
3. Nagano Makoto/Kazuhiko Akiyama
TBS cut ties with him because he keeps getting mentioned as a champion.
Reason: It is above, can't you see?
4. Paul Kasemir
NBC: He is called Mr. Consistency. U mental?
5. Isaac Caldiero
NBC in twitter be like,"No one should get 1,000,000. That is just pure spoiled."
Reason: Getting 1st place.
Might continue this later, but for now, will head out