User:Voklokoman

Howdy! I'm Voklokoman, known on the forums as Vokloko. I am permanently banned. Here is the story:

I bumped alot of topics on my account Vokloko, just cause I was bored and tried to find good topics to post on.

One day I get on the computer and BOOM! I'm banned! So I wait a couple weeks to find that I have been de-banned. I'm all like YAY! and try to log in to Vokloko but it says I'm banned, and I was like ???, so I made an account called Vokloko2. It was banned shortly after creation.

Then I make an accout called Voklokoman, and I'm banned, but I just logout, and BOOM!, I can view the forums again. I then make an account called ZombieZeke, then an account called Voklokohatesyouall, and a follow up one called causeimbanned4good, making the sentence Vokloko hates you all because I'm banned for good.

Here's a controversy:

Someone in my family made an account called ibumpoldtopics. Since it was on the same computer as me, everyone thought it was me, even though it wasn't.

So, all you folks at SMF, Sasuke is about 10% of my life, so can you PLEASE not have me PERMANENTLY banned? Can you just ban me for 1 month? 2 months? 3 months? 6 months? 1 year? 2 years? I don't want to go any higher than 2 years, but in 2 years I'll be 13 and I PROMISE I won't be bad. PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

EDIT: Vokloko here many years later. lol. Jesus christ I was a fucking idiot. It seems I am infamous on the forums for being such a fucking idiot. Serves me well. My favorite part is the "in 2 years I'll be 13." I wasn't even allowed to be on the forums back in '10 when I was a regular member. Also I lied about a family member making ibumpoldtopics in an attempt to get unbanned. I thought I would put this here for the entertainment of someone who happens to cross my profile.